What's In A Name...?
 

Do you ever get tired of using the same old word for certain sex organs? Penis...vagina...are great if you're talking to your doctor...but when you want something hotter, dirtier, nastier--what word comes to mind? What other names have you come across when it comes to things like: breasts, vagina, penis, testicles or any other sexual body part? Sexy, funny or just plain weird...let's hear them!

I'll start:


Vagina:

Muff
Furburger
Pussy


Penis:

Cum pump
Fuck stick
Dong


**Try to limit it to 1-3 names for each body part you use--to give everyone a chance** :D

Cock, cunt, boobs, arse. It really is that simple.

Vagina:

1. Sugar Basin
2. Thatch hatch
3. Pleasure palace

Penis:

1. Trouser Mauser
2. Ladies' lollipop
3. Lust bone

Vagina

Twat
Fanny

Penis

One eyed trouser snake
Percy

Breasts:

Knockers
Flesh Melons
Blouse Bunnies


Butt:

Badonkadonk
Bum
Tush

Vagina

Slit
Sheath
Hole

Penis

Dick
Ram Rod
Sword

Breasts:

Fun Bags
Milk Jugs
Hooters

Vagina:

Fuck Hole
Pink Taco
Beaver

Vagina - Garage <> Penis - Truck

Vagina - Pink <> Her Asshole - Stink

Vagina - Lock <> Penis - Key

Breasts:

Whoppers
Bazookas
Mountains

Breasts:

Udders
Milkers
Hangers
Headlights
Mammeries

Penis

Fuckrod
Babymaker
Cum Gun
Shaft
Beaver Basher

[...Beaver Basher... [/QUOTE]

RFOL...:skull-big

(Makes me want to report you to the SPCA...:D)

I know... normally I treat pussies pretty nice :skull-lov, but when they get spastic they do need to be tamed :skull-win

Vagina:

Coochie
Poon-tang
cock holster


Penis:

tallywhacker
jackhammer
thundersword (RFOL with that one)

Anus:

One-eyed jack
cornhole
chute

Testicles:

Marbles
Nutsack
stones
cojones/kohones

Clitoris:

love bundle
love button
love bean
(lots of love!)

;)

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...

Miss Davis: That's good...

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.

Miss Davis: Pedro?

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: Mm-hum.

what's in a name
 

Vagina ...slot quim. Chocha Man's organ.....diddly, wedding tackle,, breasts.....nips .......baps......hooters.....

Breasts:

Juggs
Dairy Pillows
Funbags
Globes

Penis:

Taco Warmer
Wedding Wrecker
Cum Shooter

Vagina:

Meat Wallet
Cum Hole
Pimp's Paycheck