I thought you cool round-eyes do piss-"bored", not water-"bored"

It's finding the donkeys that's the problem. Perhaps you'd lend me yours?

I can't quit obsessing over plants.

I got mildly irate with a girl today about Monsanto and GMOs when she explained she didn't need any of my tomato plants as she'd already gotten some from the store.

I might have scared her a little.




Maybe I should sleep.


Also I've decided I'm going to get breakfast drunk tomorrow.





That is all.

Sorry, fresh out of donkeys, they were on the menu for the State Dinner tonight.

I recommend you find some gerbils - a whole shitload of gerbils....

Why wait? Send GPS coordinates and I'll pop right over with a couple bottles of soju.

My collection of weird, short men is complete. Thank you, however.

I plan on brunch, skirt and heels, and Bloody Mary's.


Now if you made randomly amazing Bloody Marys, we can talk.




But for now I'm off.

Seeya nd :) I got brekkie drunk earlier and now sick as a fucking dog. And I want tomatoes now you mentioned it.

I'm getting breakfast drunk before this stupid wedding I have to go to.

Although I have no clue how people drink Bloody Mary's. I think they're f'n gross. Tomato juice is the last thing I'd ever want to mix with alcohol. Now if you want a fantastic mimosa or an ATLien, then you can talk to me.

For the first time ever on any message board, I have put somebody on Ignore.

I have always known you to be a tolerant man Hose, so I have no doubt that your reason to do so was for the best.

The weather report goes as such: "its gonna be cold,w et and wooly"........ lots of assumptions could be made by that statement ;) oh I should add the wild there too.

Officially it's high summer, by the weather it's the middle of winter :(

Surprisingly unhungover after my friend's wedding. I stuck to beer and eschewed shots so maybe that's why.

6 degrees celcius. :) what more can I say but I'm in utter bliss!!

Huh??? It's 6 degrees celcius here and I'm bloody freeeeeeezing!!!

Isn't is just wonderful?? !!

Too frozen to type the answer that deserves.

Nice and cold. You are trying to type? ;)

Last week was hottest heatwave week in may in 100 years. Today is coldest in may in 100 years. Top of 13 here max. Consideirng I been sweltering thru the hottest heatwave in a century this summer, belive me when I mean I'm in bliss :)