I have absolutely no sex drive.

There are so many things in this world better than pussy.

I hate the taste of cum.....

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Standing in front of a Walmart in South Carolina, I hear a young black fellow say "How ya'll doin tonight, pops?" He was not talking to me :rolleyes:

If I had been there I would not have kissed you passonatley just to shut the guy up:)

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If I had been there I would not have slapped you for being such a trollop.

For anyone thats interested. In real life Mr Rotter is a lovley and polite man..... :p

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Indeed I am. :)

These last four years as a retired person have just been pure hell :D

I have Jojo Levesque in my basement *shrug*

I can't believe it's not butter.

I've never seen Last Tango in Paris :)

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I always use butter when I stick things up girls arses.

I never tell a lie.

I went back in time and voted for Lenin.

I have never lied to a police officer to get out of a ticket. I'm a good girl...I really am! ;)

I think all women are sexy.

I never look too long at women's breasts

I harbour a secret yearning to treat women with the utmost respect. :)

I love vanilla sex.