Pet Peeves
 

What is it that people do that totally annoys the shit out of you?

Mine has to do with movie theaters. No, it's not cell phones ringing during the movie, that really doesn't bother me. It's when dumb fucks take their 3 year olds or less into rated R movies or anything that really isn't meant for children. Do they not know their child will disrupt the movie for everyone around them? Now if it's a movie for kids like the Spongebob Squarepants movie then it's fine, but when I'm in a movie like Sweeney Todd and I hear some kid go "what happened to the bad guy daddy" it really ticks me off and I am tempted to tell the parents what dumb fucks they are.

My biggest one is when people talk about stuff they can't prove.

Like when people say "There is a God" and likewise when people say "There isn't a God".

A very basic example, but it goes towards everything including when politics spew out crap they know nothing about.

When people exchange looks between each other about you.

People who talk sh*t

Losing fight bets to people who then proceed to talk sh*t even after you lose.

People who talk too much and keep talking when its obvious you are not paying attention to them.

Guys with toy dogs and then they name them girly names and put pink collars on them.

Parents who let ther kids run around and tear shit up.

Volunteer workers who stand in an intersection and knock on your window for money. If I wanted to give you money I would have my damn window rolled down!

wow that felt good, I might come up with some more later!

:D

I am a hater as well. I strongly avoid movies with her in it with exception to Tomb Raider (and the only reason I watched that was because I thought "Laura Croft" was the actress because it didn't even say Jessica Alba on it and I was too young to realize who she was.)

Which leads me to another pet peeve. Movies that are based on something that totally go in a different direction. Take the recent movie Beowulf with, Alba in it. Now she plays Grendel's mother, so I figure that watching Alba get killed by him will be the deciding factor in watching the movie.

Oh but they had to distort the great story of Beowulf in so many ways! Apparently instead of killing Grendel's mother (Alba) Beowulf has a little affair. And apparently the dragon that comes to ravage his lands when he is an old man is his son.

Oh, and the utmost thing that totally pissed me off JESSICA ALBA DOES NOT DIE IN THIS MOVIE LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO!

So as you can probably guess, I will avoid The Eye. Yes, it looks interesting, but SHE is enough to totally turn me off to the movie and not even bother to go.

People who feel they have a right to be able to reach me 24/7. Sometimes I have my cellphone off and sometimes I actually choose not to answer it. I have friends who get all up in my face about having to leave a voicemail.

People who ride the exit lane then dive onto the freeway at the last minute. No signal, of course.

To return to cellphones - what about all those self-important twits that walk around with a bluetooth in their ear? When did people on the phone become more important than someone right in front of you?

Why thank you, kind sir!

Will you believe me if I tell you once I went to see star wars the revenge of the clones, and I noticed the guy sittting two seats away from me was jerking off on Nathalie Portman

umm.....your my friend and all, but when it comes to cinema, you appear to be retarded...you are referring to ANGELINA JOLIE, not JESSICA ALBA. alba was in movies like into the blue, sin city, and that piece of shit with dane cook...i hate angelina too, but i like alba...shes fuckin hot and not too bad at acting neh

Ah, thank you for that correction. I tend to get them confused at times because I hate both of them with a fire burning passion.

Natalie deserves that, she's soo female!

Oh fuck! Was that you staring at me snale? Shit, I thought that I was being so damn discrete about it too. Afterwards, did you hear the woman several rows ahead of us bitching loudly that she didn't order cream in her coffee :skull-big

OK, a couple of things off-the-top that get me mildly miffed. First, people who hypocritically do or say the politically correct thing in every circumstance, and actively encourage me to do likewise are not among those who I want to be around. Grow a pair of balls! If it's shit and you know it's shit, neither say it nor do it!

Folks, young people mostly, extolling their views on what they are entitled to. God, how I have come to despise the word entitlement! (In case you didn't know, when you get old, you get downright crumpy :D )

LOL yeah thats a big thing here in canada...i remember that political attack ad on the liberal party where they just kept playing that thing where the guy in parliment yells out " IM ENTITLED TO MY ENTITLEMENTS!" and then they ended it off with the classic picture of stephan dion in his arms out "im a wafer" pose...poor liberals TT_TT

You're from Canada? I thought you were in the deep African jungles of China too...

RapeU
 

There are a few negative things that I have learned about myself in the past couple of years but the worst one is that I am a bonafide HATER.

I'll hate on anyone. Any bitch that is better looking, has nicer things, has a hotter boyfriend, or anything that puts me to shame, I hate on that bitch.

*Jessica Alba on a magazine cover*

Normal girl: She's so pretty!

Me: She aint SHIT!

*A girl all snuggled up with her hot ass boyfriend/husband*

Normal girl: What a cute couple!

Me: WTF is he with that skank for?

*Woman shows off her new Gucci purse*

Normal girl: I love her purse!

Me: KNOCKOFF!!!!

*Woman promoted at work*

Normal girl: I'm so happy for her!

Me: What can I do to totally fuck her up and get her in trouble?


This isnt pretty. I know its not. I hate being a Hater. I wish there was something I could do so I dont hate so much on people.

Oh, I guess this isnt the topic of this thread. My pet peave is myself because I'm a hater. I even hate on myself sometimes.

OH YEAH! Political correctness pisses me off too. People say, oh your suppose to say Happy Holidays...Fu@@ you, then have a very UNMERRY Christmas with your politically correct ass!

Can't say I wouldn't agree with you. I know myself to be jealous of others. I wouldn't say it out loud like you have and I would almost always feign it in the sense like "wow that's good for them" even though I really want that girl to be with me. Envious/Jealous I dunno. I don't think I'd plot the death of another to get a girl though (not that I'm saying you would, but there's always an extent). I do hate myself sometimes though :/

I definitely agree with that!

African American instead of black. You don't say White American do you?

Hearing impaired instead of deaf

Vision impaired instead of blind

Walking impaired instead of crippled

Elderly instead of old as fuck

Financially impaired instead of broke

oooh I can go on and on about the dumb shit known as that. Whoever thought about that should be shot in the ass many, many times.

Well, I dont say ALL That stuff out loud. I dont announce that I want to screw someone so that they lose their job. I think it though, and I sometimes plot...I know...evil.


I think its completely reasonable. Why would you want someone else to have something that you want, but dont have yourself???

Thats why I dont watch deal or no deal, which my mom LOVES. Why would I want to see someone else win money?


Do people SERIOUSLY expect me to be happy for someone who has something good that I want? THATS completely unreasonable.

If I'm down, I want everyone down with me. If I'm up, sure everyone else can be up, but not as high as me :D

I dont care what ANYONE says...if something bad happens to you (you get fired) you would LOVE to hear that the same thing happened to your friend. Anyone who says I'm wrong is clearly lying to either me or to themselves. 'Misery loves company' is not just a saying.

If you are lonely because you dont have a lover...why the hell would you be happy that your friend found the love of their life? THAT has no logic.

It is completely natural to want everyone to be below you. Where do you think imperialism comes from? People are not happy unless they are on top.

This reminds me of the movie Superbad, when the cops come in after the liquor store got robbed. And they ask the black sales clerk what ethnicity he was, and they say "was..he...African?"

Hahaha!

And she says "was he African? No, he was like you"

Cops says "oh, he was Jewish, so we got an African Jew"

My pet peeve is simple, I hate being Upsold... I hate it..

You know when you come up to the counter at a conveniance store with a hot dog and the clerk is like " Do you want some doritos or a coke with your hot dog?"

Thats like the clerk saying to you " Look i know you only came up here for a hot dog, but is it possible in your infinite stupidity that you forgot the giant glaring signs for coke and doritos littered around the store?" Of course I saw them damn it.. all i want is my hot dog!