Rowdy Advice.
 

Maybe there's a place for this here, but if it doesn't work then whatevs. It could potentially be too broad.

Starting this for whenever a conundrum presents itself. I decided the rowdy room was better than general nonsense because I'd assume that the more impartial the advice the better.

I'll start. I know you're shocked.

I could either get laid this evening, OR build this bench thing I've been meaning to (while day drinking, of course) and in turn feel like an accomplished badass. I'm a bit sexually frustrated so under certain circumstances this should be a no brainer however the sex involves no attachment and will likely be mediocre so it's probable I'll be just as sexually frustrated after.

So which is better: mediocre sex (sans orgasm), or general badassery.

Wise man say, sex without orgasm is like fortune cookie with no fortune!

So build that bench and then find someone to tie you to it! :)

It might be just me that thinks like this but....

If you fuck the guy right he'll build this bench for you. Thats kind of badass too :)

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Incorporate a dildo in to the bench, then you need never inflict your drunken sexual frustration on the world again.

She doubts his ability to fuck her right. Would you sit on the bench if he built it?

That was amusing. Legitimately.



I told him I had to play with my new circular saw and I think he peed himself.

Circular saw = Man toy...;)

Build the bench together...approach a zen-like state and it will seem like mediocre sex. Win-win.

No way I would have sex with a woman holding a circular saw. I would sit on the bench and wait that one out.

I don't get the impression he's handy. I'll have to look more closely at his hands.

I'm with you SL on this one. Men certainly do like their toys - anything which makes the activity more fun :D

Besides who cares how long it takes? Both of you scantily clad, working up a sweat and enjoying ice cold drinks - think of it as foreplay ;) and make sure to take those "needed" breaks as well :skull-evi

A psychotic woman with a rip saw and a libido, and a weedy bloke that can't fuck right. This bench isn't getting built.

i saw it coming :skull-big

It's a bench for potting. Not for sitting. Shut up FR.

In all seriousness. I think I'm ovulating as I'm extra frustrated today. Damn it.

Thank goodness you're ovulating - otherwise it could be worse... during menstruation you'd be thinking of cutting up the boyfriend with the circular saw :D

**j/k... too soon? ;)**

It's a snooker table?

I've got my money on the 8-ball in the middle hole... and it'll be a game of sink AND swim :D

**still too soon? ;)**

Build the bench, put some batteries in the vibrator and go from there. Otherwise you're likely to hurt that guy.

*tries to imagine using the two words "mediocre" and "sex" in the same sentence. fails.*

To borrow from an old phrase, sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's good.

I have had pizza that wasn't worth the effort. That is not the case with sex. ;)