I want a wank!
 

I can't at the moment though. What do you want and can't have?

Don't tell me you'd drag Flossie in from the fields for a quickie before the grandchildren have gone to bed?

Want to plain out wreck shot on the girl I was with tonight but she's giving me a challenge and sticking to her guns not letting me get it. Dam morals whats wrong with these girls.

I want to be dipped in rice pudding from head to toe, then licked clean by a set of Chinese triplets.

Ditto Mac, but Siamese twins rather than Chinese triplets. ;)

Strange, strange men :)

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You want strange men that you can't have little girl? ;)

Its usually strange men havingme....As you full well know ;)

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You saying I'm strange? You're heading for a slapping little girl.

Yeah back of a van....bent over a big toolbox.... totally normal :p

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I'm getting a bigger van. ;)

So....bigger toolbox?

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No, just more space to knock you about little girl. :)

And will there be room for a mattress?

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What the fuck do I need a mattress for?

I'm getting a stiffy just reading this! Keep going! :skull-big

Finky! Hes wanting to commit acts of sexual violence about my person. You should stick up for me or something :p

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