Breakup with the person above you! *Game*
 

Everyone has broke up with someone Or had someone break up with them... Just like the title suggest.... Breakup with the person above you! Must give a reason for the breakup..... ((Example.... "its not you its me..." )) But please be more creative than that.....

Stormkitten, it was fun while it lasted, but you gave me the clap. It's over.

Look....um, this is difficult to say. But.....I'm not gay

:D

Okay, I had a lot to drink in the hotel bar. You are wearing that hot pink frock with that great perfume so I asked to come up to my room to help me find my glasses so I could get a better look. Oh, here they are. Now, what were you saying?....

Holy crap, you've got an Adam's apple! Don't let the door hit your hairy ass on the way out!
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:skull-ide

i think you liked me just because i knew your anatomy, and you certainly didn't know mine ... especially the one to my heart ... you had me at strap-on *tear*

Hellminth....you'll always be in a part of my heart but I just can't stand you abusing your power as a doctor. Molesting those nurses and fingering those female patients from the Youth Soccer Team is just uncalled for. I'm sorry but I'm leaving you for your uncle. Please write.

Bella...I'm sorry.It's not me,it's you.I've done nothing wrong in this relationship...It's all you...Goodbye,I must go now...I have to return some video-tapes.:D

Parisa you're a nice girl but you keep trying to rape me and so I must say good bye!:skull-big

i was into the music for awhile, but the whole village people thing is just getting old ...

Its not the bad taste in movies or your poor personal hygene.

Its the endless rectal examinations

I'm pregnant, and Miley Cyrus is the father. Oh, and I gave you syphilis.

Have a nice life.

*shakes fist in the air*

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Bella, you've been cheating on me haven't you, I was driving past you house and this strange man was leaving in the early hours...

Pete...I have to leave you, I'm sorry. You're just...too....perverted.

Bella, I have to leave you, I'm sorry, you're just not perverted enough..

Pete, I don't know how to say this but you are just too...whats the word I'm looking for??? Oh, pervy, thats it:)

Linzi, ever since I caught you with the neighbours dog I don't feel I can trust you anymore!

Well Rotter, if you were as big or could last as long as the dog then I wouldn't have had to. The only thing you have got in common is fleas and if you could lick your own balls you would:D;)

I hate to sell you LilLinzi but evil kidnappers are supposed to sell slaves after they train them!:D

Grab your saddle and get outta here Somedude:)