Wanking. :)

I feel sorry for the poor cunt. ;)

.....a month later

I'm fairly certain you and I have discussed my orgasm issue in detail. Maybe you don't remember...it was around the time we talked a lot about you wanting to knock me up. You even had me take some photos wearing a little sundress for you. From what I recall you greatly appreciated.


:-)

That was before I discovered that you're a total head case. Takes more than looks, girly.

I've always been a little off.

You smell as well? Had a lucky escape eh?

Your face smells.

You'll never know what of.

And somehow life goes on.

What made me happy today was seeing the cranky cunt of a neighbor across the road on crutches.
I don't know why or how he ended up on crutches, I'm just pleased and couldn't give a fuck about the details. The reason I dislike the cunt is because he never even says a "good morning" to anyone, even when they say it to him first. It took me a few hellos and good mornings to him before I realized he was an ignorant cunt. A proper cunt.
When I seen him struggle out of the passenger side of his wifes car today, I went out front and just stared at him all the way until he got inside.
God is good.

Earlier I found out the cunt slipped on steps and broke his leg. Stupid cunt.

Not one for bearing a grudge, are you? :rolleyes:

I'm afraid I am. It's one of the simple pleasures that passes the day more pleasantly. :D

found a new way to remember passwords ! :)

just think about your last fuck :

he came in my mouth 6 times : hcimm6t

she ate my clit for 3 minutes : samcf3m

I'll never forget punternet accounts anymore :) :) :) :) :)

trouble ! when I wake up naked on the floor from a 25 people orgy it's hard to remember how many times my holes have been fucked and how they were fucked. I ask the stranger lying to next to me and he can't figure out either ! I told Lena to go easy on bringing new bangers but she can't help from inviting young cocks ! fat bitch ! but she owns the flat...what can you do ? :(

That's fucking brilliant thinking!

Trouble with this is, after I've shoved a dildo up your arse, fisted your cunt, and pissed in your handbag, it won't take long to hack your accounts! ;)

I have to hand it to you for originality, you cantankerous fucker. :skull-bee