A bacon, egg and cheese biscuit for breakfast :D

^^^Looking at your ass in the avatar picture.

Are you sure you Germans would not like to rejoin the Axis of Evil? :D

logging in & reading the messages sent to me, made me happy.

THANKS TO ALL WHO SENT ME MESSAGES :skull-bee

The Germans are the axis of evil. The new Euro Reich. They will give you a run for your money It.

That really conjures up some evil thoughts

*looks at you innocently* Like what?;)

Mr. FuckingRotter,

It seems in your haste to bash on folks, you've missed the purpose of this thread. You failed to tell us, "What made you happy today?" For me, GermanChick's ass made me happy, so that inclines me to be gracious. A good joke, well told, can make anyone happy, so I'd like to offer you one:

One day, Kim Jong Un and his friend, FuckingRotter, are out hunting. All of a sudden, FuckingRotter grabs his chest, groans "Kim Jong Un, help me...", and falls over, unmoving. Kim Jong Un, being a man of the people, rushes to his side, pulling out his cell phone to call 911.

"My friend, he grabbed his chest, groaned, and fell over," Kim Jong Un tells the dispatcher, "I think he is dead! What can I do to help?"

The dispatchers calm voice fills Kim Jong Un's ear, "Sir, I need you to be calm if you want to help, we must act quickly. You said you think your friend is dead, the first thing I need you to do is to make sure of that, ok?"

"Well...ok, if you say so..." says Kim Jong Un, as he rotates the safety lever to ARM...

Happy Friday, Comrade FR.

That is quite good. Old, but good. A modern day re-write perhaps, in my day a shovel was the weapon of choice.

Anyway, comrade It, it's our May bank holiday, granted to us by our beloved leaders to placate us on our traditional May Day uprising. I'm a working class, uneducated peasant, type of bloke, so I'm pleased to extend weekends greetings and wishes back. We'll resume hostilities on Tuesday shall we? Or as we say in England C U Next Tuesday.

:)

Thats easy paying you a visit after hours at work............wearing something like this perhaps.

http://www.fashionihub.com/wp-conten...ight-Skirt.jpg

Oh mercy! I'll wear it if you come visit me. ;)

This made me happy today. I confess I'm a couple weeks behind, but I'm justifying it as being due to the insane weather we've had lately.

Lucky you ND! Hoping to be right behind you in a day or so!

You forgot the seeds of life, which you can hold (inside you) nondescript29 :D

Nuthin. I'm pretty down in the dumps today.


But there's still hope I guess.. yeah right.

Seeing Batffink on here for a bit.

..... I have no idea where that orange sharpie came from.

And did someone suggest knocking me up?

*nudge-wink*

^ Definitly would knock you up, cause I don't wanna knock you out. :p

Evaporated milk.

The discovery that the chav look is like catnip to men.... Minted :)

x

:) Always brings a smile to my face that one!