Fucking Politically Correct Wanker
 

Quoted verbatim from my local newspaper:

SANTA'S BAD EXAMPLE

SYDNEY. Santa Claus has been accused of acting in ways that could 'damage millions of lives' As the mythical man in red zooms around the planet delivering gifts, he is an unwitting promoter of "obesity, unhealthy products, disease and even drink driving" according to an Australian academic.
Other dangerous activities that Santa could be accused of promoting include "speeding, disregard for road rules and extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping" said Dr Nathan Grills, Public Health Fellow at Monash University's Department of Epidermiology and Preventative Medicine.

What a fucking wanker. And to think we're paying the silly fucker's wages. :skull-thr

At least he is decent comedian. :skull-thu

poor little kids are going to be absolutely crushed! Parents have 2 choices here, conceding that yes honey, santa is a bad man; OR no baby santa's not real it's all in good fun. NICE. I can feel the sonic wave made by thousands of children screaming in tandem. =[

You sure you didn't get that from The Onion?

fuck him,he never gave me anything anyways,lol

The Onion is a satire on international, national, and local news.
¿You seriously never heard of them before? They broke the story on SCA’s Invasion of Russia…

I'm very well up to speed on Kristallnacht but knew fuck all about 'Onion'. Sounds a bit whacky to me. :skull-bee

Google it. lol