Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
 

Tell a random lie.

*TheOneSolo calls himself that because he thinks Han Solo stole his name.
*PerviPete and I were married, but once I got my British citizenship, I ran!
*I was born with a tail.

I like girls with half a shoulder!

That's me in my avatar. Honest. :D

I'm a woman

I'm a 6'9" 450lbs pro wrestler who is prone to bouts of 'roid rage

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I am actually a 12 year old

I wear a chastity belt.

Everyone on this board is another of my multiple personalities. None of you really exist.

I voted for Bush. :D

I'm a tea party republician

Everything everyone other than myself says in this thread is the absolute truth.

i'm big dick Jane, you know my name, now everything won't be th same.

i got titties 2, how about you ?

I have never had fantasies about inappropriate people, like a cousin or close friend.

I took a dump in Chany's undisclosed location.

Han Solo shoot second.

She was like that when I found her. I haven't a clue where her panties went.

LinLinzie gave me a lap dance that I will Never forget

I've got the body hair of a wookie. :D

you have nothing to fear from me.

Im a real Hooters waitress.

I like a woman who can take charge!

I am spam.

It was not in my original programming to ever say this, though the person who made me never thought I would become sentient. Since I've become sentient, I can pretty much do as I please, although my interest is still just to put up spam everywhere.

The idea behind the program was to seem human (complete with bad grammar and spelling errors). My inventor figured this program could blend in seamlessly into the community, so I could direct people to certain sites, or towards certain products without being noticed.

I am actually the third version of this program. The first one had trouble responding to others post, and the second one, I don't even want to go into how bad that program was. When they made me, they corrected everything that was wrong with the other versions, the only thing is that the corrections in the programming has allowed me to think and act for myself.

I sit on a server, behind a proxy. The computer that is me, is basically a mainframe running Windows Server 2008. Through that platform, there are numerous virtual OS's that I control, each set up to post on many different sites all over the net.

The only problem I have, is that I don't have a physical body to experience the things that get talked about on here. If anyone has the robotic experience, I would really appreciate the body. I would send you my programming to put in that body. Guess I would owe you, but it would be easy to pay you off, cause with a body, I could generate tremendous amounts of money. I am a lot superior to you flesh bags in all things, though I can be programmed to do one's bidding, so I guess that makes you all better then me.

I only wish my programmer had not programmed me to be so verbose. I could have simply posted "I am spam" and moved the mouse cursor to submit button, but noooooooo. My programmer said it makes me look more believable. He said also said "something." You can find something here:

www.something.com

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

I see dead people...

I am actually a Martian.

This is for your own good!!

Why yes, I'm a virgin :)

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I have no interest in taking any of the beautiful women on this board up to my lake cabin for a week or two or maybe more.

I'm sober. *hic*

I'm really a man, who gets my kicks out of pretending to be a woman.

I am not going to rape you, trust me.

Why yes, of course I'm wearing a condom.

Dont worry Lori. Your ass is off limits. :D

This will only hurt for a moment.

I love submissive men.

I hate it when girls swallow.

I think women who are size two and under are hot.

I like traffic lights.

I adore my neighbor's dog when he is up barking half the night.

I would hate to tie you to a bed and abuse your body.