I always lube up my fist first.

Everyone on the RB knows what a wonderfully kind and considerate man Rotter is. He always has a kind word and a hug for everyone who needs it.

You know that warm happy inside feeling you get when someone says something good about you? I got that! ;)

I think that means you have a soul. :D

I have never had sex with a man wearing a Santa outfit...... Honest ;)

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She has never had sex with a Womble either. ;)

I never banged a girl so hard that a mirror fell off the wall and hit me in the head.

I've never been bound by christmas lights.

My Dad never told me girlfriend that if he was a shark he'd love to eat her.... with my Mom in the room.

Just the very idea of cum makes me gag....

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I've never made a woman gag, or gagged a woman for that matter :rolleyes:

I did NOT have a birthday night out at a swingers club last night....

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I'm certain that PF will have absolutely nothing to share with the priest in the confessional this Sunday.

I was not turned on by that statement.

I wasn't the least bit flattered that you weren't.

I do not wish I had been the photographer at PF's Birthday bash.

(Happy Belated Birthday PF)

I WILL NOT be getting stupidly drunk tonight..... promise :)

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I will not be expecting to hear all about it!! :skull-roc:skull-roc

I am not bored out of my mind right now. Also I LOVE snow.

I just love deleting spam!