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FuckingRotter 04-12-2014 10:50 AM

Dogs or cats?
 
Cats are shit. Cats should be force fed live to Muslim terrorists, and their apologists.

Which do you prefer, dogs or cats?

Sweetlust 04-12-2014 01:20 PM

CATS! Dogs are ok, but those mindless fucks will sniff around any crotch that throws them a ball.

Hoselvr 04-12-2014 01:41 PM

I like both dogs and cats, having one of each in the house. Then again, they are both confused as the dog thinks it's a cat (bathes like one) and the cat thinks it's a dog (come when called).

perfectlyformed 04-12-2014 04:39 PM

Dogs. A cat never pulled a family from a burning house and you can't really have sex with them :)

x

Mugga123 04-12-2014 05:32 PM

Dogs. Cats are only good in Asian restaurants.

FuckingRotter 04-12-2014 09:31 PM

It's the dog, or the cat. Which one dies? (There's always one, isn't there? Such a fucking simple choice as well!)

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Originally Posted by Hoselvr (Post 1386597)
I like both dogs and cats, having one of each in the house. Then again, they are both confused as the dog thinks it's a cat (bathes like one) and the cat thinks it's a dog (come when called).


FuckingRotter 04-12-2014 09:32 PM

If we got you a tame lion, would you suck its cock?

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed (Post 1386668)
Dogs. A cat never pulled a family from a burning house and you can't really have sex with them :)

x


perfectlyformed 04-13-2014 12:39 AM

Lions are lame. Now a Tiger I'd have a go with :)

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FuckingRotter 04-13-2014 09:00 AM

A Lion is bigger. Don't be fooled by their supposed laziness, either little girl. Only males that live in a pride get to lie around all day, whilst their bitches feed them. Prideless males are lone wanderers, or wander in pairs, catching food for themselves. I don't know if they have bigger cocks than tigers though.

Sweetlust 04-13-2014 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed (Post 1386668)
Dogs. A cat never pulled a family from a burning house and you can't really have sex with them :)

x

Ohhh....PF...I'm hurt...give cats some credit. Sure, dogs get more face-time for bravery and all that, but there are some cats who have shown courage and bravery...

Bart the cat saved her owner when he suffered a life threatening episode with his health

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/heroic_felines.html


Scarlett saved her helpless babies from a burning building

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/scarlett.html


Then there is Homer

A blind cat saves his mistress from an intruder in her home

http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_coop..._of_the_hunter


BTW...no need to choose between a Tiger and Lion. Breed a male lion and a female tiger, you'll get LIGERS!

Dog or cat...not planning on having sex with either...:eek:

;)

Hoselvr 04-13-2014 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweetlust (Post 1386990)

Dog or cat...not planning on having sex with either...:eek:

;)

But you will with Honey Bears, right?

Arguing about cats vs. dogs is similar to arguing in the grocery store about paper or plastic.

perfectlyformed 04-14-2014 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetlust (Post 1386990)
Ohhh....PF...I'm hurt...give cats some credit. Sure, dogs get more face-time for bravery and all that, but there are some cats who have shown courage and bravery...

Bart the cat saved her owner when he suffered a life threatening episode with his health

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/heroic_felines.html


Scarlett saved her helpless babies from a burning building

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/scarlett.html


Then there is Homer

A blind cat saves his mistress from an intruder in her home

http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_coop..._of_the_hunter


BTW...no need to choose between a Tiger and Lion. Breed a male lion and a female tiger, you'll get LIGERS!

Dog or cat...not planning on having sex with either...:eek:

;)

I stand corrected :) Cats are still lame though :p

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luvnlust 04-16-2014 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetlust (Post 1386990)
Ohhh....PF...I'm hurt...give cats some credit. Sure, dogs get more face-time for bravery and all that, but there are some cats who have shown courage and bravery...

Bart the cat saved her owner when he suffered a life threatening episode with his health

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/heroic_felines.html


Scarlett saved her helpless babies from a burning building

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/scarlett.html


Then there is Homer

A blind cat saves his mistress from an intruder in her home

http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_coop..._of_the_hunter


BTW...no need to choose between a Tiger and Lion. Breed a male lion and a female tiger, you'll get LIGERS!

Dog or cat...not planning on having sex with either...:eek:

;)

My, my Sweetlust you have certainly done your homework and your argument would be convincing but there are flaws: which of the species has stood by our feet in loyalty since their very beginning (has always been our best friend)? Which is more fun to play with? Which is much more protective? Which is more endeared by the family? Which has waited for its Master's return from work - or even long after its Master's demise? Which knows better when you're sad and wants to cheer you up (even on your worst day)?

Dogs my dear - Dogs... glad that's settled ;)

Sweetlust 04-17-2014 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by luvnlust (Post 1387964)
My, my Sweetlust you have certainly done your homework and your argument would be convincing but there are flaws: which of the species has stood by our feet in loyalty since their very beginning (has always been our best friend)? Which is more fun to play with? Which is much more protective? Which is more endeared by the family? Which has waited for its Master's return from work - or even long after its Master's demise? Which knows better when you're sad and wants to cheer you up (even on your worst day)?

Dogs my dear - Dogs... glad that's settled ;)

Are you talking about a dog, or your 'dream' woman? :D

luvnlust 04-17-2014 08:57 PM

Very wise - so my dream woman makes a perfect pet - Mmmmmm... I agree ;)

Hoselvr 04-18-2014 06:11 AM

Whether is be dogs or your dream woman, you'll have to be careful they don't pee on your leg.

insearchof33333 04-19-2014 05:30 AM

I think men are like dogs while women are like cats.

A dog will hump pretty much any leg, but a cat is usually standoffish and it decides who it wants.

A dog is pretty straightforward - walk, eat, sleep, but you always wonder what a cat is thinking.

A dog will lay by your side but a cat will pounce out of no where.

A dog is grateful but cats believe they own you.

A dog is protective but a cat will watch with great interest while you are attacked.

A dog will pee anywhere but a cat needs privacy.

Maybe this analogy doesn't work on all levels but I do see a lot of similararities between males and dogs and cats and females. Can you think of more? :)

FuckingRotter 04-19-2014 07:54 AM

I've never humped a leg. I've made a girl hump my booted foot, but that's not the same thing. :)

Sweetlust 04-19-2014 08:43 AM

Cats have way more dignity than dogs...;-)

FuckingRotter 04-19-2014 09:56 AM

When it comes to bitches, who gives a fuck about her dignity?


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