Dogs or cats?
Cats are shit. Cats should be force fed live to Muslim terrorists, and their apologists.
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CATS! Dogs are ok, but those mindless fucks will sniff around any crotch that throws them a ball.
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I like both dogs and cats, having one of each in the house. Then again, they are both confused as the dog thinks it's a cat (bathes like one) and the cat thinks it's a dog (come when called).
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Dogs. A cat never pulled a family from a burning house and you can't really have sex with them :)
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Dogs. Cats are only good in Asian restaurants.
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It's the dog, or the cat. Which one dies? (There's always one, isn't there? Such a fucking simple choice as well!)
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If we got you a tame lion, would you suck its cock?
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Lions are lame. Now a Tiger I'd have a go with :)
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A Lion is bigger. Don't be fooled by their supposed laziness, either little girl. Only males that live in a pride get to lie around all day, whilst their bitches feed them. Prideless males are lone wanderers, or wander in pairs, catching food for themselves. I don't know if they have bigger cocks than tigers though.
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Bart the cat saved her owner when he suffered a life threatening episode with his health http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/heroic_felines.html Scarlett saved her helpless babies from a burning building http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/scarlett.html Then there is Homer A blind cat saves his mistress from an intruder in her home http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_coop..._of_the_hunter BTW...no need to choose between a Tiger and Lion. Breed a male lion and a female tiger, you'll get LIGERS! Dog or cat...not planning on having sex with either...:eek: ;) |
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Arguing about cats vs. dogs is similar to arguing in the grocery store about paper or plastic. |
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Dogs my dear - Dogs... glad that's settled ;) |
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Very wise - so my dream woman makes a perfect pet - Mmmmmm... I agree ;)
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Whether is be dogs or your dream woman, you'll have to be careful they don't pee on your leg.
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I think men are like dogs while women are like cats.
A dog will hump pretty much any leg, but a cat is usually standoffish and it decides who it wants. A dog is pretty straightforward - walk, eat, sleep, but you always wonder what a cat is thinking. A dog will lay by your side but a cat will pounce out of no where. A dog is grateful but cats believe they own you. A dog is protective but a cat will watch with great interest while you are attacked. A dog will pee anywhere but a cat needs privacy. Maybe this analogy doesn't work on all levels but I do see a lot of similararities between males and dogs and cats and females. Can you think of more? :) |
I've never humped a leg. I've made a girl hump my booted foot, but that's not the same thing. :)
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Cats have way more dignity than dogs...;-)
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When it comes to bitches, who gives a fuck about her dignity?
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