the savage

Nay 'twas I who created you with a shred of cloth, a hank of hair, a vial of blood, a piece of bone, and about three gallons of pure unadulterated rage. And absolutely no glitter.

I think I finally have some plot ideas for when we come to the journey home and subsequent days. (Top secret spoiler: poor blondie isn't going to have an easy time.)

Yes. You're fortunate it's just me, otherwise you should probably at least take the gift horse to an STD clinic.

And didn't think to ask what she was doing there, or how she got in. Excellent.

Yes, and the grin is because I know where on you I'm going to force that carrot.

Better?

doink

I should know better than to mention an offhand weapon.. um.. offhand.

I have pounced upon your wall.

For great justice was this done. All walls shall fall before my mighty poniard.

(A poniard is a breed of duck, right?)

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