You've probably seen this but I thought you might be able to relate.

The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

No insult or prejudice was ever intended and I am at a loss as to how my post was interpreted that way. Regards and thank you for the generous rep. Your friend Bob.

Your competition will always make you appear to be a genius. That is simply the nature of possessing extraordinary intelligence and breeding!

Agreed, it is a burden. But the Scotch can carry such a burden with pride and a degree of eloquence that no other nation can achieve.

With my utmost respect,

HRH

Just remember that Texas = Candid! Be true to yourself and all else falls into line!

When I was a pre-teenager, I enjoyed nothing more than "chunking rocks and clods" at wasp nests. Except maybe for those long sessions in the bathroom with the Sears and Roebuck catalog.

You'll have to stop repping me mate, people will begin to talk.

Thank you my friend. Appreciated. Keep getting well.

Thanks for the great intro my friend. Much appreciated.