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batffink
08-25-2010, 05:47 AM
Fuck! Just when things were looking up. Why can't people give and take a bit and try to get on with each other? I fucking despair sometimes. I really do. Life's too short for all this nonsense. :skull-thr

Crotch_Ripper
08-25-2010, 09:16 AM
Here here

BTN
08-25-2010, 02:26 PM
Meh

pervipete
08-26-2010, 01:03 PM
Yep, same here...

HRH1948
08-27-2010, 02:58 AM
Battfink, my olde friend, you are the true wordsmith and poet of this board. Others speak with emotion while you speak with the voice of experience, the wisdom of the seasoned aged and the calm calculated determination of timeless truth. Damn, I’d love to buy you a drink or four and explore your magnificent brain.

I suggest that others bow and revere each and every post that you make.

I am truly honored to know you. Check into stints and forego that bypass bullshit! Your legs never work the same after a bypass.

Damn, I respect your sorry old ass! I can relate to your recent anecdote. My Chocolate Lab was attacked in the front of my office by a neighbor’s Pit Bull. My very strong goofy dog acted like he was playing with his sister. He was playing but the Pit Bull was not playing. I hobbled into the situation and picked up the Pit Bull and threw it against the nearest Live Oak tree. I’m still weak as a pop corn fart, but I made my point. The Pit Bull’s owner came out and started to apologize. I simply said that I will never intentionally hurt a dog without provocation, but if his dog ever attacked my dog again, I would kick his ass into oblivion and probably kill both of them.

The police were called and I got a free pass. Damn, getting old and fucked up does give old farts certain allowances.

With my utmost respect,

HRH1948

:skull-bee

batffink
08-27-2010, 07:56 AM
Thank you sincerely my old mate. Lovely to have you back posting again. I'm sure the whole board looks forward to your Texas humour and your generosity in supplying us from your never-ending stash of quality movies. One door closes and another opens.

ps. I have already been there and done the stent thing. I have two stents but I think they're blocking up. My heart has just about raised the white flag. Shit will happen. :skull-roc

Crotch_Ripper
08-27-2010, 07:59 AM
Man you old farts get away with everything. We would miss both of you if you left us here.

HRH1948
08-28-2010, 01:26 AM
Man you old farts get away with everything. We would miss both of you if you left us here.




One day you will wake up after what seemed like the length of time similar to a heart beat. You will be able to say practically anything to a young lady and she will just smile and she will simply consider you to be harmless.

You will hobble up to the local 7/11 and these beautiful sexy young ladies will hold the door open for you.

You will go home and have a significant grudge fuck with your significant other. Then, you will feel guilty and buy something special for your significant other.

Been there and did that! Even though you’ll have a boner that could cut diamonds and a cat couldn’t scratch it, you may or may not cum. Such is the case with advanced years. Trust me, it sucks!

This is a truly great board with some truly outstanding personalities. Fucking Rotter your intelligence is only surpassed by The Great and Most Remarkable Battfink. Like him, for long lengths of time, I have missed your input. I have been a bit under the weather, but my health is slowly returning to a semblance of normal.

I have no idea why you seem to be in a constant pissing contest with the “ugly” Phantom and the “lovely” Sierra.

I truly wish that you all would bury the hatchet in the back of someone’s head and let this board proceed in a normal fashion. Hell, I’m old and fucked up and I’m willing to offer the back of my head to keep this board strong and vibrant!

In closing, getting old has significant advantages. But, it also has some very significant disadvantages.

I pray that you can all figure out how to just get along!

With my utmost respect to all!

HRH1948

:skull-bee

Lil-Mac
08-28-2010, 01:29 AM
Thank you sincerely my old mate. Lovely to have you back posting again. I'm sure the whole board looks forward to your Texas humour and your generosity in supplying us from your never-ending stash of quality movies. One door closes and another opens.

ps. I have already been there and done the stent thing. I have two stents but I think they're blocking up. My heart has just about raised the white flag. Shit will happen. :skull-roc

I had to have seven stints after my heart attack. They helped but not much. My heart kept getting worse and worse, my overall health got so bad even a transplant was ruled out as it was deemed I would never survive the operation. I never told anyone on the board this but last Setember I was given a year to live.

Well that year is up and I am still here thanks to a doctor who was brave enough to be willing to operate. He didnt do a transplant as even he said it was too risky but he did install a device called a Biventricular defibulater along with a pace maker. My heart is completely dependent on these devices which is kind of scary but I dont think about it much because the alternative is.... well there is no alternative.

So here's to all of us olde gezers with hearts that are trying to kill us.

Cheers Gents... :skull-bee

sindyloo
08-28-2010, 04:14 PM
WOW?? Would you "Old Guys" like some Cheese with your Whine!? jk :p

Hey! Any day above ground sure as Hell beats being under that ground. And dont forget the old peoples golden rule?

Check the Obits first thing in the morning and if your name isnt there?? well the rest of the "Damn" Day will be good!! :skull-bee:D

Oh and by the way dont worry the "small shit" life is too Damn short to worry over "Nothing" Okay?:skull-lov

snarkopo
08-29-2010, 06:40 PM
WOW?? Would you "Old Guys" like some Cheese with your Whine!? jk :p

Hey! Any day above ground sure as Hell beats being under that ground. And dont forget the old peoples golden rule?

Check the Obits first thing in the morning and if your name isnt there?? well the rest of the "Damn" Day will be good!! :skull-bee:D

Oh and by the way dont worry the "small shit" life is too Damn short to worry over "Nothing" Okay?:skull-lov

Awww Sindy, really?

sindyloo
08-30-2010, 01:37 PM
"Yep Really!";) And really admiring these older gentlemen for putting up with the crap that life has given them.

And very impressed with the courage they have, well done!!:skull-thu:skull-thu

HRH1948
08-30-2010, 11:35 PM
"Yep Really!";) And really admiring these older gentlemen for putting up with the crap that life has given them.

And very impressed with the courage they have, well done!!:skull-thu:skull-thu

Sindyloo my darlin,

An individual makes his own luck. Courage has nothing to do with it. Yes, I'm an older gentleman. Actually, I am a much older gentleman. Battfink and I are the elder poets of this board. Granted, he is much more intelligent and is much more articulate than I, but the facts are the facts.

It goes with the terrain. One must learn to recognize his limitations!

I bow to the great Battfink!

Sindyloo, with my resopect,

HRH

:skull-bee