rsmiley
01-21-2007, 10:36 PM
Hey all! I heard a dirty joke from a friend today at our softball game! Here it goes:
There was a classroom and a teacher and some of her class was there. Most of the class was gone. Five minutes later a boy comes to class. The teacher says "you're five minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "okay... just take your seat" Half an hour later another boy comes in and the teacher says "you're 35 minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "Just take your seat..."An hour later another boy comes in. The teacher says "you're 95 minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "just go take your seat..." 5 minutes later a little girl comes in. The teacher says "hi what's your name?" The girl says "Beverly Hills"
There was a classroom and a teacher and some of her class was there. Most of the class was gone. Five minutes later a boy comes to class. The teacher says "you're five minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "okay... just take your seat" Half an hour later another boy comes in and the teacher says "you're 35 minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "Just take your seat..."An hour later another boy comes in. The teacher says "you're 95 minutes late! where were you?" He says "On top of Beverly Hills" She says "just go take your seat..." 5 minutes later a little girl comes in. The teacher says "hi what's your name?" The girl says "Beverly Hills"