Most broken Promises?

[grants70]

Does anyone have good examples of broken promises?
Two that pop into my mind that could be near top of the pile are:

"I promise I won't cum in your mouth"

"Your check is in the post"

[grants70]

"I promise not to laugh."

"Read my lips, no new taxes."

[perfectlyformed]

No, I've never done this before

OOOh, its so big

x

[grants70]

No, I've never done this before

OOOh, its so big

x


Good ones, I forgot about them.

[grants70]

"I'll definitely call you soon."

[grants70]

"I did reply to your text."

[grants70]

"I'll always love you."

[perfectlyformed]

its not going to hurt

I'm on the pill

I can deep throat (a mate of mine told a guy this a few weeks ago and then had to back it up... couldn't)

yes I love that

let me fuck you with my thick 8 incher (protip-deduct 2 inches from any claim a guy makes about the size of his cock)

[CockTheRipper]

I'll only have a couple of pints.

I am quitting smoking.

I'm just going to talk to him.

[bigal]

I will start studying.

I'll be gentle.

I do love you.

[tom8517]

do what I tell you and you won't get hurt

[bigal]

Do what I say and I will let you go.

[grants70]

Come here, I promise I won't hit you.


Tell the truth and you won't be grounded.