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luvnlust
05-31-2014, 02:06 AM
A game where a picture is posted, and you need to think of a caption that would fit the picture. It could be what is being said at that moment, what the characters are thinking, or a short story about how the event in the pic came to be, etc... anything you want :skull-thu

Rules:
You can post a new picture, if...
1. There are a minimum of 3 captions that have been posted (to give the opportunity for enough members to post a caption), or
2. The last caption posted was 3 days ago.

Have fun :skull-win

luvnlust
05-31-2014, 02:07 AM
Okay... here goes...

http://sexvader.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/2mrdrms.jpg

The teacher becomes the student... and he teaches her well :skull-evi

Sweetlust
05-31-2014, 07:49 AM
"I know this is so wrong, but it feels so good!" Miss Watson moaned as Sam's hands possessively groped her massive tits. She knew she should tell him to stop, after all, he was her teaching assistant. She had a duty to set a good example and teach him. Instead, he was 'teaching' her things better left in the dark, lustful recesses of her mind. Her mind screamed 'stop', but it was too late. She belonged to him, now. Her body was Sam's new toy and he was going to play as much as he liked--whether she wanted it or not!

insearchof33333
05-31-2014, 10:24 AM
David told me you fucked him, so now it's my turn. If you don't? I will turn you in to the principal and the cops, and you'll be labelled a sexual predator. So we ARE going to do this. Look at it this way. You get to keep you job and my A is guaranteed. This is just a little extra credit work is all.

Now let's start with you sucking my cock.

FuckingRotter
05-31-2014, 11:28 AM
Miss Watson now realised why the young hooligan, Rotter, took being put in detention so quietly. Almost as if he'd planned this.

buttfreak
05-31-2014, 04:56 PM
"oh I just love balloons!!"

luvnlust
06-04-2014, 08:40 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b589396f81c73de7cc140c47adb7d4fa/tumblr_mk7ozwE6EB1r52cfyo1_500.jpg

OMG!!! My husband is home early from his business trip?!?!?!?!
.

FuckingRotter
06-05-2014, 07:12 PM
"The posters of Rapeboard stared intently at the small square in the top left hand corner of luvnlusts post, wondering what was going to happen next."

;)

luvnlust
06-05-2014, 11:16 PM
"The posters of Rapeboard stared intently at the small square in the top left hand corner of luvnlusts post, wondering what was going to happen next."

;)

Ok, fixed ;) (must've been a broken link)

FuckingRotter
06-05-2014, 11:33 PM
"Oh shit! The bed has collapsed again!"

insearchof33333
06-07-2014, 05:08 PM
"Stop!! Owww!" i said, No anal!!!!"

Sweetlust
06-07-2014, 07:24 PM
OH HELL! Did I turn the oven off? :eek:

luvnlust
06-08-2014, 01:34 AM
http://www.sexyloo.com/news/wp-content/gallery/grosse-cochonne/www-eliteamateurzone-blogspot-com_1773_0155.jpg

OW! How many... OH!... guys... OOH!... do I need to thank...OOOH!... for changing my tire?... OOOOH!!!

.

FuckingRotter
06-08-2014, 03:51 AM
"It has to be said, Pervi Pete has done a good job of waxing his car."

Sweetlust
06-08-2014, 07:05 AM
Oh gosh, look at the time! I've only been fucked by 2 guys and I still have 6 more to go--I'll never finish on time! Tomorrow I'll start earlier, so I can fuck at least 12! (Cathy, the Slut had a thing about time management...;) )

FuckingRotter
06-08-2014, 07:23 AM
"Tiffanys sister tried humming "Remember you're a Womble", hoping it would get her through this boring gangbang."

Sweetlust
06-08-2014, 07:42 AM
Apparently the Wombles (badly disguised as men) caught Cathy attempting to flee the scene of a bombing and leave them to take the blame. They turned on her using her like a back alley slut until she was full of Womble juice. ;)

FuckingRotter
06-08-2014, 07:52 AM
Somedude exclaimed "'Ere! Pete! There's some fucking weirdo over there actually walking a dog!" Then thought about pulling his Y-Fronts up.

luvnlust
06-08-2014, 02:52 PM
http://tcdn01.pornex.com/content/d1/0f/36/d10f366c435a2f0830fe04c6cd270d5679198/img/9.jpg

Steve begged to cum the first time, and he knew he have to do it 10 more times in order to get his raise - but only when she allowed.
.

FuckingRotter
06-08-2014, 06:56 PM
Luvnlust wondered how the fuck he got in to this mess!

luvnlust
06-08-2014, 08:07 PM
^^^ Indeed - and what a fine mess I'm in! :D

Sweetlust
06-13-2014, 03:32 PM
"Wrong answer Steve! You've got one more chance asshole or you become 'Eve' permanently! Now give me the security code and I just might let you keep this worthless piece of meat sack you call a dick!" Kelly growled yanking harder on his junk. He whimpered as her nails dug into his warm fleshy man parts.

luvnlust
06-13-2014, 11:29 PM
http://fap.to/images/46/2029972584/bondage-sm-porn/Hardcore-Collection-3.jpg

A local gang cums by to really show their "appreciation" for the latest MILF to move into the hood.

Sweetlust
06-14-2014, 06:08 AM
*no pic showing*

luvnlust
06-14-2014, 10:58 AM
Ooops :D must be a broken link... here goes again...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uV9bxZhl-yY/TtaiVESChKI/AAAAAAAAAH0/aMjrr1boECE/s1600/Maddy+July+2011.jpg

A local gang cums by to really show their "appreciation" for the latest MILF to move into the hood.

FuckingRotter
06-14-2014, 05:06 PM
As she found herself bound naked on yet another cheap laminated living room floor, Emmy again questioned the wisdom of getting picked up by men on the B&Q DIY forum.

FuckingRotter
06-15-2014, 11:12 AM
Whilst I'm on it, who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to fix skirtingboard to that hearth, then paint it white? Some people have no fucking clue at all!

Sweetlust
06-15-2014, 02:31 PM
Kelly was never the sharpest tool in the shed...when the guys told her, she was bringing the 'party favors'...she had no idea they meant she was it. Somewhere between the tenth cunt fucking and the seventh anal fuck...Kelly figured it out...;)

luvnlust
06-15-2014, 09:56 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yEh9Ag3vOPI/UwgmQVOOGrI/AAAAAAAB0ag/YHrVyTPvKow/s1600/093.jpg

Here cums the groom, the best man - and finally the bride :skull-evi Look! She's all covered in white! :D

Sweetlust
06-18-2014, 03:38 PM
Too late...Alice realized...the Best Man really was...'the best man'!

insearchof33333
06-18-2014, 04:22 PM
And they all thought the church would play "Here comes the bride" vs " Here we cum on the bride"

FuckingRotter
06-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Getting in that van with a bunch of strange men who "just so happened" to be going to the registry office too was a big mistake!

luvnlust
06-20-2014, 10:02 PM
http://townhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/MonochromeMondays0150.jpg

Officer Lawless took extreme pleasure in performing a thorough shakedown of his suspect, stopping to pay extra attention of her hidden "contraband". The cavity search was next, which would require rather lengthy probing :skull-big

FuckingRotter
06-20-2014, 10:15 PM
Tiffany wasn't convinced this was the best way to demonstrate how to select fruit and veg from the supermarket. Especially as the demonstration was taking place IN the supermarket!

FuckingRotter
06-20-2014, 10:17 PM
Tiffany stared daggers at Alice, wishing she could have a pearl necklace like that.

Sweetlust
06-21-2014, 03:57 PM
"I said HANDS ON HIPS...HIPS...NOT TITS!" the new aerobics instructor yelped as Mr. Jones latched on. It was the last time she would let that bitch Tiffany talk her into substituting as the instructor for the male fitness class.

:D

luvnlust
06-22-2014, 07:55 PM
http://x.fap.to/images/full/44/873/873273336.jpg

IT'S TRUE! Girls really do just want to have fun! :D

Sweetlust
06-23-2014, 09:37 PM
"There's nothing like cock...there's nothing like cock..!" Dorothy was not in Kansas, and that was not Toto diddling her clit...:D

insearchof33333
06-25-2014, 05:47 AM
Well I guess this resolves the question of what's better, "paper or plastic?" and if you check their wrists, it's obvious all these girls wanted was a band of gold.

luvnlust
06-25-2014, 08:26 PM
http://cdn1.hothag.com/media/images_718/1/1/airtight-and-she-wants-more-4082-group-sex.jpg

HOLEY FUCK!!! Oh yes indeed!!!

FuckingRotter
06-26-2014, 12:45 AM
Looks like Tiffany is going to get that pearl necklace after all!

luvnlust
06-26-2014, 07:48 AM
***FuckingRotter: The adventures with Tiffany are interesting but it's best that those references be kept in The Story Game.***

Sweetlust
06-26-2014, 03:04 PM
Young Man: Mr. Owl, how many cocks does it take to fill the holes of greedy cumslut?
Mr. Owl: I don't know, let's find out...one...two ...three...four...five...six...seven...
Young Man: The world may never know!

(If you are familiar with the Tootsie Pop candy commercial...you will get it...;) )

insearchof33333
06-26-2014, 06:11 PM
Julie had never been to Sweden but today she learned what Smorgasboard really meant.

luvnlust
06-26-2014, 10:45 PM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmubjeAM11qe1480o1_500.gif

When Lizzie saw what he had done, she made sure he got 41!!! :skull-evi

insearchof33333
06-26-2014, 11:08 PM
Oh hell no!

FuckingRotter
06-27-2014, 05:24 AM
It's a different Tiffany. :)

Sweetlust
06-28-2014, 04:38 PM
Liz was not happy...not one bit! She could have been home tonight rinsing out her 'delicates'. Instead she was stuck beating some random bitchmotherfuckingcuntlickingbastard's useless pieceofshitwouldn'texcitemyaddle-brainedgranny's cock. Some days she considered chucking it all for a career in aeronautical engineering where her skills would be appreciated.

No...she was not pleased...not one little bit!

luvnlust
06-28-2014, 11:49 PM
31538

Boobs and beer really do go well together!

Sweetlust
06-29-2014, 06:21 AM
She loved her job as a 'taste tester'. It had a lot of perks...perky nipples...perky boobs...yep, lots of perks! :D

FuckingRotter
06-30-2014, 12:59 PM
It wasn't the pearl necklace Tiffany had been dreaming of.

Sweetlust
07-01-2014, 06:27 AM
No...no pearls...just tit-smacking...;)

luvnlust
07-03-2014, 10:27 PM
http://just.eroprofile.com/image/35373/649351/f6ed4/tumblr_mar6juXLZH1qj178go1_500.jpg

Coffee, tea... oops... or tits? :D

Sweetlust
07-05-2014, 07:08 AM
The new barmaid was hired for her 'personality'...both of them! All the guys just love her personality...so big and bouncy. She has...I mean...gets the best tips...;)!

luvnlust
07-05-2014, 08:51 AM
^^^ Tried to rep but couldn't. I really love your sense of humor :D

FuckingRotter
07-06-2014, 01:20 AM
You did want milk in yours, didn't you?

luvnlust
07-06-2014, 09:51 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z-G1A5YgwTI/URYhiqF-wUI/AAAAAAAAFIc/SsIa-qCK1Ik/s640/tumblr_lytkxj5CZK1qfw6wio1_1280.jpg

Suddenly this "damsel in distress" became the prime suspect, and the boys knew just what to do to get her to talk.

Sweetlust
07-16-2014, 09:54 PM
Shirley was shocked and appalled! That man was still wearing his hat indoors, the uncouth brute! Good manners during a brutal rape are always appreciated...:D

luvnlust
07-20-2014, 12:24 AM
^^^ Comedy release at it's best... give her applause! :D

insearchof33333
07-20-2014, 05:32 PM
Godilocks was so very happy, She finally found a bed that was just right. Unfortunately 3 bear like men showed up and decided it was time to sample her honey pot.

Sweetlust
07-20-2014, 06:14 PM
http://tapegaggedwomen.net/media/images/12-05/tied-girl-with-a-pair-of-big-tits.jpg

Tied and gagged, Jenny had plenty of time to rethink her 'good idea' of dressing slutty, getting drunk and giving that stranger a blowjob in his van parked behind the club earlier that night.


;)

luvnlust
07-20-2014, 10:20 PM
Beautiful and voluptuous Agent Perretti knew how dangerous the assignment was when she took it... going up against the Russian Mafia. Now she was going to pay for her mistake, as they would sexually torture and interrogate her... breaking her will. Finally she would "disappear", being traded as a commodity... a sex slave.

luvnlust
07-23-2014, 10:32 PM
http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/02/03/620/4901056-amazing-cumshot-animated-pic-with-gorgeous-blonde.gif

OH FUCK! OH FUCK!! OH FFFFFUUUUCCCKKKK!!! HERE'S CUM IN YOUR EYE!!!!

Sweetlust
07-24-2014, 04:21 AM
Freddy...ever a poor shot missed her mouth by a 'mile', effectively ending his chances at the Olympics for the 'Cum Shot' finals...;)

luvnlust
07-28-2014, 05:05 PM
^^^ Very funny... but poor Freddy did give it his best shot, but it wasn't good enough...

And now for something completely different...

http://img.nudedphotos.com/201312/19/802285088.jpg

As an incoming Freshman, Hannah wanted to make herself instantly popular, by exposing her breasts... but Hannah learned the hard way, as she received much, much more than just popularity from the horny frat boys :skull-evi

luvnlust
08-10-2014, 11:02 PM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6e096debfe7b0f7fc4212a9d650ae852/tumblr_n57faer6iB1shwj9no1_500.jpg

Soooo... how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootie Pop? :skull-win

Sweetlust
08-11-2014, 12:39 PM
^^^ Very funny... but poor Freddy did give it his best shot, but it wasn't good enough...

And now for something completely different...

http://img.nudedphotos.com/201312/19/802285088.jpg

As an incoming Freshman, Hannah wanted to make herself instantly popular, by exposing her breasts... but Hannah learned the hard way, as she received much, much more than just popularity from the horny frat boys :skull-evi

Hannah was beginning to think that all those guys 'accidentally' tripping and falling into her big tits--was no accident! (Nothing gets by that pretty little blonde...:D )

Sweetlust
08-23-2014, 11:01 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6e096debfe7b0f7fc4212a9d650ae852/tumblr_n57faer6iB1shwj9no1_500.jpg

Soooo... how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootie Pop? :skull-win


Mmmm...what a sweet, sticky treat! (the candy is good, too...:D)

insearchof33333
08-23-2014, 11:52 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6e096debfe7b0f7fc4212a9d650ae852/tumblr_n57faer6iB1shwj9no1_500.jpg

Soooo... how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootie Pop? :skull-win

Ohhhhh, now i get it...So this what they mean when they say she got her cherry popped.

luvnlust
08-24-2014, 07:34 PM
http://x.fap.to/images/full/43/461/461317116.jpg

"Cum one, cum all" got a whole new definition that day when her friends dared her to spread em - for 20 very "LONG" minutes :skull-evi

ali D
06-01-2015, 05:31 PM
5 minutes later, Laura found out that all the other girls there hated her.

RapeU
07-10-2015, 04:20 PM
Horny? Use our sperm dumpsters!